What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do professional musicians handle their equipment during gigs? Do they bring their own or use the venue's sound system?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

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You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

Why do heterosexual men like anal sex with women? I think it's because they secretly want to have anal sex with a man? What do you think?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do you relax?